Ass Grass Or Cash
£18
Pick a fare. Subtlety not.Stacked distressed type on black: gold ASS, GRASS OR CASH, then cream NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE. Gay By Design streetwear for anyone who knows the seat isn’t complimentary. The design Bold stacked slogan in cracked vintage lettering Gold-tan “ASS, GRASS OR CASH” over cream “NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE” Worn rust-red distress on the edges so it reads like an old truck-stop sign Printed on the back if you want the terms visible when they follow — or on the front if you’d rather collect upfront Available on T-shirts Tank tops Hoodies Sweatshirts Zip-up hoodies Soft, made-to-order pieces in adult sizes. For Pride, the club, the ride home, and anywhere “free” was never on the menu.
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Print Location
Hoodies and zip-up hoodies are back-print only — choose one and the print location switches to Back automatically.
Printed to order
Worldwide delivery
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Printed in our studio. Order today and it usually leaves us by Thursday 29 October.
Care instructions
- Wash inside out at 30°C with similar colours.
- Do not tumble dry. Hang to dry.
- Do not iron directly on the print — iron inside out.
- No bleach, no dry cleaning.
Printed in our studio to order. Shipping & returns
Other garment colours are available on request — black is our default. Message us before ordering, or read the FAQs.