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I'm here for the probing

I'm here for the probing

£18

Wave up. Pants optional. Subtlety not.A glowing saucer, a shirtless guy flagging the beam, and hot-pink type that makes the agenda impossible to miss. Gay By Design streetwear for anyone who didn’t come this far just to talk about the weather. The design Arched “I’m here for the probing” lettering in cream fill and hot-pink outline Metallic UFO with cyan lights and a pink-to-blue abduction beam Comic-book illustration of a grinning, open-shirt hunk looking up and waving the ship down Printed on the front if you want the brief public — or on the back if you’d rather they start from behind Available on T-shirts Tank tops Hoodies Sweatshirts Zip-up hoodies Soft, made-to-order pieces in adult sizes. For Pride, the club, and anywhere “abduction” was doing a lot of work.

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Hoodies and zip-up hoodies are back-print only — choose one and the print location switches to Back automatically.

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Printed in our studio. Order today and it usually leaves us by Thursday 29 October.

Care instructions

  • Wash inside out at 30°C with similar colours.
  • Do not tumble dry. Hang to dry.
  • Do not iron directly on the print — iron inside out.
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning.

Printed in our studio to order. Shipping & returns

Other garment colours are available on request — black is our default. Message us before ordering, or read the FAQs.