It's Not a Phase
£18
Not a phase. Auto-renew. Already paid. Vintage pin-up in a teal polka-dot top, invoice in hand, PAID stamped across a monthly plan that says recurring. IT’S NOT A PHASE, MOM up top. IT’S A RECURRING SUBSCRIPTION underneath. Gay By Design streetwear for anyone tired of explaining that the billing cycle does not end. The design Retro pin-up, gold hoops, off-shoulder teal dress, smirk loaded Cream “streaming service” invoice: monthly plan, recurring, stamped PAID Vintage lettering above and below so the joke holds on black Front print if you want the introduction on your chest — back print if you’d rather they read the invoice on the way past Available on T-shirts Tank tops Hoodies Sweatshirts Zip-up hoodies Soft, made-to-order pieces in adult sizes. For Pride, the bar, Sunday lunch, and anywhere “you’ll grow out of it” met an auto-renew they can’t cancel.
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Size
Print Location
Hoodies and zip-up hoodies are back-print only — choose one and the print location switches to Back automatically.
Printed to order
Worldwide delivery
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Printed in our studio. Order today and it usually leaves us by Thursday 29 October.
Care instructions
- Wash inside out at 30°C with similar colours.
- Do not tumble dry. Hang to dry.
- Do not iron directly on the print — iron inside out.
- No bleach, no dry cleaning.
Printed in our studio to order. Shipping & returns
Other garment colours are available on request — black is our default. Message us before ordering, or read the FAQs.